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Keep Calm because I’m Back!

I spent the last three years and change working at Twitter where I had such an amazing time that I kind of neglected the o.g. blogging in favor of microblogging.  Well, no more!  Now that I am unemployed, I shall dedicate more time to the art form that’s never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few!  No longer am I restricted to 140 characters! 😀

Before I blog away the O.G. way, check out the above YouTube video that I made that kind of sums up the last three years of my job.  Enjoy!


Social Networking


me: Yeah, I tried this wine last week and it just blew me away and guess how much I paid…
friend #1: $29.99 no tax no shipping. Saw your tweet. Sweet!

me: Dude, this Caesar salad I just had for lunch at Mixt Greens was so delicious…
friend #2: No, you didn’t. You checked into the McDonald’s around the corner on foursquare. And you supersized your fries!

me: Oh, I just came back from Shanghai yesterday. And there was this BEAUTIFUL temple that was just…
friend #3: I know. I saw your pictures on flickr. Awesome. Can’t believe flickr is accessible from behind the Great Firewall though…

me: Remember that a-hole Joe who used to work with us from years ago. The guy who couldn’t even tell the difference between ls and cd?  I just ran into him the other day and guess where he works now?
friend #4: Technically he doesn’t have to work anymore.  He joined LinkedIn after you got him fired and they went IPO.  I also saw on Pinterest that he’s buying an island in the Bahamas and got an evite to his house-warming in Atherton…

me: Honey, I enjoyed this movie very much.
Honey: Liar! Why did you write “Kill me now!” on your Facebook status then!?

me: Wow, this is amazing. My friends know me so well! I’ve got to blog about this.
friend #5: So you’re done playing Diablo 3 then?


Enough Said!

Enough Said

I wish my job was to come up with clever sayings like this one.  Kind of like that guy in the movie 500 Days of Summer, except he hated the job.  But I would love it.

Anyways, gotta give the guys over at Despair, Inc. a big plug.  I do very much enjoy their stuff!  🙂